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billy_story [2020/01/20 06:11] – created bobbilly_story [2020/03/19 10:26] bob
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 +There was supposed to be Lizards!
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 + Granpa tooka call from the Monster Butt Heads and we was runnin offta Las Vegas to kill Lizard Men! We got on the road likity split.
 +  Uncle Finster gave me some yummy candy.
 + I was sittin in the back when a skull head demon attacked us on the road.
 + Angel kilt him right off. 
 +Then the little devils just squirted out the trunk like a fountain. I hate em and Ipromised to stab em all to death.
 + I stabbed a whole lot! We got to Los Vegas and the dumb guy wasn't there. But we met Jerry Lewis and that other guy and we Saved there lifes. 
 +Then we totally beat the snot out the owlbear lizard wizard and his dumd waterowlbear robots and a whole crap load of little devils.
 + Grandmas gonna be mad when she sees all the new scratches on Gramps car.
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 +Granpa bought me a MONKEY! I really though it was neat-o till all he did was pull his weiner and poop. And he likes to throw his poop. We killed a bunch of beatniks this week. I'm glad to help gramps kill them nasty jerks.
billy_story.txt · Last modified: 2020/03/20 10:31 by bob